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i dedicate this entry to those brilliant people who contribute to fail blog.

one thing that the dorms here have in common with my experience living at haverford are the evil firealarms that always go off at the most unfortunate time in the day/night because some idiot was either smoking pot, or some amateur cook managed to burn popcorn in the microwave.  most of the firealarms here go off because many of the British students, if not all, like to smoke cigarettes in their rooms. but last week, it was a slightly different scenario...

someone obviously has very poor aiming. who can't

aim their deodorant toward their armspits? British students. 

fail. 

Below are two other fails.

1. Drunken cooking is NEVER a good idea. this goes to show that most of the students here are drunk most of the time. fail.

2. the line that is underlined in red is actually an edited sentence. before this edited letter from the warden made its debut, the original letter said "Smoking is only permitted in your bedrooms." can you believe it? fail.